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{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}

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{"fact":"The first cat in space was a French cat named Felicette (a.k.a. \u201cAstrocat\u201d) In 1963, France blasted the cat into outer space. Electrodes implanted in her brains sent neurological signals back to Earth. She survived the trip.","length":224}

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